Can you always control your innermost thoughts? It’s hard not to talk about something that’s constantly on your mind.

lameboyfriend:

rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

poetic:

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep. 

(via k999)

(via si-monalisa)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via pizza)

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

(via kimtranxo)

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